What type of woman is your girlfriend?

HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expected

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Found this on internet and I think it's pretty darn funny. Don't you think so?