more fluid for my brain pleaseeeee

1.What am I doing now?
A)Trying to complete my assignments
B)Procrastination
C)Typing this stupid Blog

2.What are you doing now?
A)Also trying to complete your assignments
B)Wasting your life away
C)Reading my stupid Blog

3.When am I going back to finish my assignments
A)Never
B)Soon...maybe
C)When I finish typing this Blog and when you finish reading my Blog.

Overall results, we are all bums and we do need more fluids for our brains URGENTLY!!!!